11 1 / 2012

Things I picture him saying:
“OMG is that shit on my boot??”
“My penis looks very nice in this light.”
“Uuuhhh, yeah, I can totally see down that chick’s shirt.”
“Oh keep going, oh yeah, deeper, yea…almost.”
“Your dog just did what?  And you expect me to walk there?”
“Oohhh so that’s how that works.”
“Thor’s wearing a knock off LV cape.  So passe.”
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
“No mother I did not disrupt the Odinsleep.”
“Uh oh spaghetti-ohs.”

I can’t decide if he looks disgusted or sexual.  Odd.  I’m also in a weird mood, so I apologize that this is equally as weird.

Things I picture him saying:

“OMG is that shit on my boot??”

“My penis looks very nice in this light.”

“Uuuhhh, yeah, I can totally see down that chick’s shirt.”

“Oh keep going, oh yeah, deeper, yea…almost.”

“Your dog just did what?  And you expect me to walk there?”

“Oohhh so that’s how that works.”

“Thor’s wearing a knock off LV cape.  So passe.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

“No mother I did not disrupt the Odinsleep.”

“Uh oh spaghetti-ohs.”

I can’t decide if he looks disgusted or sexual.  Odd.  I’m also in a weird mood, so I apologize that this is equally as weird.

(Source: ikidtheenot, via shutupanddiehl)

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